I was browsing around yahoo news a few days ago and noticed
an article regarding Scarlett Johansson’s encouraging words to the young. Go out and vote, let your voice be
heard, the same bull that comes out every election cycle. Celebrities are popping out of the
woodwork with this vote message.
Do they get bonuses for this?
I’m sure some of these famous people are intelligent. I mean, I'm no genius but even I know
it makes no difference who gets elected. Business as usual. Every four years we decided what color
to paint the house but we neglect to hire an interior decorator. Come on. The two major parties control the system thus limiting
competition. Why do you think it’s
so hard to get a third party into the game? That makes it easier to keep things
headed slow and steady to the un-American dream. A fantasyland where a republic is a democracy and a
democracy a republic. I read
somewhere that the two party system was meant to appease teachers and Bozo the clown. Is that true? Listen, listen, what we have here is
fascism. Corporate and government power has merged into one. Why the hell is it illegal to
sell raw milk? Cigarettes or raw
milk, which is worse. Anyways, I
think Johansson has a brain so she knows.
So the only conclusion that can be made is that she is a fascist. Well, at least she is pretty.
